I'm Alive!

Sorry to everyone I made a call/IM/E-Mail to while I was Anesthesized or under the influence of perscription pain killers or going through withdrawal from like every drug possible in my system. I am finally sober and happy and able to do most of the things i could before the surgery. I don't think i am going to want to do drugs for a while.^_^

But I do badly want to Jam. I am still addicted to music.

When robots take over the world, the only hope will be to become cyborgs.

The summer is good. Ive stayed out all night a few times. Drank beer with friends several times. Hung out with friends at the park and tossed around the old vesica piscus. Gave blood and will give blood again.

I have to get open heart surgery July 11th. If I live it will hurt like a bitch. If I die, I guess I wont notice. I probably will survive so the last half of the summer I will feel like I got run over by a truck. I will have alot of pain killers though so I will be doped up for the worst part of it. Hopefully I can make the Pie Tasters show July 30th. I will man up and go in pain.

I want to buy my own bass guitar soon. I've gotten pretty good at bass. Hopelessly in love with some girl. I can get over it and find another girl probably this school year.

Whatever all this bad stuff means that the good stuff will seem better in comparison when it happens. Oh yeah the title is a quote from "Countdown to Doomsday" said by Matt Lauer concerning the threat of artificial intelligence destroying the human race.

 With my replaced aorta and artificial lenses, soon I will be more machine than man like Darth Vader or Al Gore.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Currently Listening Gershwin: Rhapsody In Blue/An American In Paris see related

I like staying up all night for no reason. Giraffe is kosher. I am going to become orthodox and feast on a thousand giraffes as I ascend to heaven. My friend said he saw a guy take a dump at the my school right near the subway entrance. Not even a homeless guy. Everything is cool. I wish you were.......dead. No i wish you were in bed with me when i wake up in the morning. I sleep with girls and i actually sleep. I think i am more attracted to a girl after she dumps/rejects/defenestrates me. Women are meshugenah. If you dont know wht that means you are a shagitz/shicksa. Kahane Chi! This entry is Justinesque. To quote the wise Snoop Dogg, "Nick-nack, patty-whack, I still have the biggest sack." I want to be a mythbuster when I grow up/exquisite facial hair. Jesus's birthday is coming up and i was wondering what I should get him. Actually his birthday is in spring and christmas is nothing but the catholic adoption of a pagan holiday where virgins are sacrificed. I guess ancient civilizations loved hoes.

Currently Listening Turbo By The Pietasters see related

Fuck Green Day

I see their faces everywhere and hear their shitty music everywhere too. Goddam commercial music has no substance. Billy Joe has been playing guitar for like 40 years and still sucks balls. Hes obviosly noit meant for that instrument. give up! Unfortunatly the masses consume green day products like ambrogia. I willa dmit their old stuff had some novelty to it and was good in a simple way but the new stuff just (pardon my french) sucks my fat hairy nuts. Who the fuck wants a 40 year old guy wearing eye liner? They can eat a dick up untill they hick-up!

Im happy to say that spooging is going well. Drummer is getting into the groove and me and justin jam together like a pornstar has crabs. hopefully tommorrow well have a practice where all the musicians show up foir once. Me-Git for your tit Justin-Sax for your sacks Alphonse?-Bass for your face John-Drums for your nubs

We need brass for your ass.

I had eye surgery and now see pretty well in one eye.

There are alot of good quality girls at my school

Currently Listening American Idiot By Green Day SUCKS BALLS! see related